ladies thinking
May. 6th 10:40 AM 2012
Girls who thinks dat BEAUTY is all about FACIAL APPEARANCE got to rethink .....Hence, U stand of no work ,no contribution,no labour....
cos some feel that men needs to clamour for ur facial &body presented fitness which d misrepresent as BEAUTY...........D BEAUTY of a woman is her MANNERS
sentence making
May. 6th 10:25 AM 2012
Teacher asked her class forsentences using the word "beans". .
"My father grows beans," said one
student. "My father cooks beans,"
said another. Then Little Jonny
spoke up: "We are all human beans."
IBO' S ARE WISE
May. 6th 10:16 AM 2012
An Ibo man walks into a bank inNew York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that
he is going to Nigeria on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $
5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the
bank
will need some form of security for
the loan,
so the Ibo man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari
parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything
checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its
officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Ibo for
using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives
the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it
there.
Two weeks later, the Ibo man returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely, but we are
a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that
you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to borrow "$5,000" ?
The Ibo man replies:
"Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $
15.41
and expect it to be there when I
return!!"
I g b o K w e n u!!!!
pal
Mar. 26th 09:00 AM 2011
Bosunb ThanxHelo pals
Mar. 15th 07:10 AM 2011
True happiness will be found only in True Love.Love is what you've been through with somebody.
Pal
Feb. 15th 09:06 PM 2011
How ur vals deyPal
Feb. 13th 03:02 PM 2011
Happy Sunday PalLOVE IS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE
Jun. 13th 12:45 PM 2010
A Note 4rm dOCTOGENARIAN
Luv is life. It is a priceless treasure dat is more 2 life dan anything else is. D word luv acturally signifies a mixture of different things, carnal or spiritual, passionate or thoughtful, serious or light, expansive or destructive.
A mature luv is above & beyond physical lust.
Though its all about giving: but selfless giving even wen u don't feel like, dat is d generality of luv.
Luv is alwaz patient & kind, luv is neva jealous,rude & neva seeks its own advantage; it doz not take offence or store up grievance, luv doz not rejoice at wrong doin but finds its joy in d truth. It is alwaz ready 2 mak allowances 2 trust 2 hope & 2 endure whateva coms, luv neva coms 2 an end.
Immature luv says
-I luv u bcos I need u.
Mature luv says
-I need u bcos I luv u.
FACTORS OF FRNDS:
-Trust
-Helping behaviour
-Acceptance
-Self-disclosure
-Positive regard,
etc
