No Time to Even Check The Time
MY CV
*NAME:- Okenna Bethel
*DOB:- Oct 4, 19??
*State of Origin:- udumalo Ukanafun clan, ukot Ubiom village, aminigboko lua wawa LGA Alabama state in Kotombia Zobandofia
*NICK NAMES:- Chukwumbi Chukwuokwe aka Double Chief, Akpunwa d Rabbai
*HOBBIES: Collectin teeth frm live Cobras, Catchin
Armrobbers bullets wit bare hands, Crossing an
express way wt my eyes close, & swallowin
grenades & puffing out thr smokes aftr detonation.
*MY RECORD: Fought & caugt 6 suicide bombers all by my sef, slapped a Major General in front of a Quater guard in an Army Barracks & nothin do me, killed 5 assassins, 8 kidnappers & rescue 24 kidnaped victims, held my breathe under water 4 6months, 10weeks, 3hrs, 88mins, 4seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler girlfriend, Killed Osama bin Laden grandmther, abt 2 catch Shekau boko Leader as soon as i finish dis text
*GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:- arrest 6 stubborn
demons, went 2 hell and fetch hot coal 2 light my
cigerate, gone 2 aso rock 2 charge my fone,teach
french, spanish & portugese in france, spain &
portugal respectively evry week. I tot militants
military strategies & boko haram Bomb settin skills. Knw all science subjects but cldnt mak a 1st class.
*SILLY THING I'VE DONE: Pullin a trigger in d president face & he knelt down & beg me 2 sign an autograph, Refuse 2 collect bribe 4 d ASUU strike cos i want 2 flex, rejected shakira & Rihanna advances bcos de were 2 local 4 my likin.
*EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't beat up 10 Bakassi boys wit a single punch only 9 were rush 2 hospital instantly & d last one is now wt one eye. Wen i sent agbani home 4 not dressin well 2 my B/D party,
*PROUDEST MOMENTS: a witch confess after bitin me, d day i mak Satan shout ''blood of Jesus'', Satan confess dat he is possess by demon spirit,
*MY DISLIKS: I hate weaklings & ppl who dnt believ me wen i tell dem who i am.
*SOMETN ABT ME:- I really don't like bragging, its not in my blood.