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Impossibilities in d world. 1. U can't count ur hair. 2. U can't wash ur eyes with soap. 3. U can't lick ur nose. 4. U can't breath when ur tongue is out. Pls put ur tongue inside & stop actinging like a DOG, I knew u were going to do that. I caught you =))º°˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚°º=)) ☺
What industry do you work in?? | Technical / science / engineering |
Employment Status? | Full time |
Education? | Bachelor's |
Annual Salary? | I'm on forbes for how much $$$ i have |
Ethnicity? | African |
Body Type? | Average |
Height? | 5'05 |
Hair Color? | Black |
Eye Color? | Brown |
Body Art? | Yes |
Ethnicity? | Prefer not to say |
Height? | Prefer not to say |
Eye Color? | Black |
Body Type? | Slender |
Hair Color? | Black |
Want More Children? | No!! |
Smoking? | Never have never will |
Drinking? | Never have never will |
In a Social Setting, I'm? | Make the best of it |
Currently Living? | Alone |
Religion? | Prefer not to say |
Attend Services? | Rarely |
Tell us about your ideal first date? | After hard days job.on weekends fill my bath tub with lavender bath salts , candles lit, light champagne get in the bath with my boo tickling and doing stuffs n she be screaming mmmmmhhhhhhh:-X.. to the room mmmhh sealing my lips at this point. |
What is your favorite food? | icecream |
What is your favorite color? | white |
What is your most hated food? | fried food |
Describe your ideal partner? | Sweet cool and quiet. |
If you could have one superpower, what would it be? | invisibility |
How many sexual partners have you had? | 0 |
Have you ever wondered "The one that got away"? | Prefer not to say |
What is one place that you have always wanted to travel? | Isreal |
What is your greatest failure? | sports |
What has been your greatest accomplishment? | my career |
Marital Status? | Single |
Have Children? | No |
Employment Status? | Full-time |
Occupation? | Prefer not to say |
Education? | Bachelor's degree |
Annual Salary? | $30,001-$60,000 |
My TV Watching Habbits? | Soaps, Sitcoms |
My Native Tongue Is? | English |
My Second Language is? | Hausa |
Political Views? | Non political |
Sense of Humor? | Friendly |
Interested In? | Dining, Cooking, Swimming, Photography, Volunteering |
Friends Describe Me As? | Fun loving and wild, Cheerful and easygoing, Hard to figure out, Steady and reliable |
Favorite Type of Movies? | Comedy |
I Drive A? | Other |
My Biggest Pet Peeve? | People that interrupt others, Sitting in traffic |
Favorite Genres of Music? | Pop |
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Relationships are harder now
days because CONVERSATIONS
became texting, ARGUMENTS
became phone call, FEELINGS
became subliminal messages
online, SEX became easy, the word
LOVE is use out of context,
INSECURITIES have became your
way of thinking, getting JEALOUS
became a habit, TRUST has been
lost, CHEATING became an
accident, LEAVING became the
only option&being HURT became
natural
If 2face advertise condom, no buyam oo nafake...- If Akala sells bleachin cream, buyam naoriginal...- If Torres is alone in front of goal,dont paniche wont score...- If Drogba sells juju charms,patronize him,na confirm...- If Patience Jonathan turnsEnglish teacher,no go her school oo, she no sabi...- If armed robbers visit Emiratesstadium,dont worry, dey wont visit dtrophy cabinet, nothing dey dere...- If Messi hold ball, if e no even balance, ifΨσυ likewarn your defenders, na suregoal- If Alex Ferguson sells chewingum, buy amna original...- If Boko Haram plans to bomb urarea, no beplay play o, my broda relocate ....
A driver was driving his boss to the airport, the boss noticed that he 4got an important document @ home so he went back home, his wife was bathing with soap on her face eyes shot,her husband tip-toed & touch her boobs from behind, the wife responded with a chuckle then said oh u've drop my stupid husband so fast? Dont rush we've d whole weekend to spend together, prayin 4 him to have a plane crash so u have me to yourself! She noticed the person was quiet, she washed her face quickly turned back n bgammmm her husband standing right there in front of her. If u r d husband wat r u going to do? N if u'r d wife, wat will be ur Reaction?